A Guide to Farming in Legend of Glorgo

This is a short piece of satirical writing for the I Wasn't Gonna Make This Anyway Jam based on my personal experiences with guides for MMO's and other overly complicated fantasy video games.  

Are you a fan of the legendary MMO Legend of Glorgo? Are you tired of never having any gold? Do you want to engage in the most important gameplay of any game ever?

This guide that I definitely didn't reupload from GameFAQs is for you! Three pages of clear instructions for getting the absolute most out of your time gardening in Legend of Glorgo!